REVIEWS
AQUAPEOPLE
36%
"Miserable, incoherent, but a shining glimmer of hope. Entertainment in a raw form."
"'One for the Ocean' is a musical masterpiece and makes Aquapeople worth the watch."
"It physically hurt to watch."
A WALK 2
23%
"Nothing that made A Walk 1 special is present. Bring back director Capps for the sequel."
"Not great."
"I liked the end credit music."
CHEF OLIVER: THE GIFT OF OLIVER
94%
"A testament to the power of film and a love letter to cinema. Chef Oliver delivers a captivating, pedagogic, and mature performance. Undoubtedly this is Kwaznini Studio's Magnum Opus, a work that will go down in cinematic history."
"The painfully awkward scripted humor mixed with Oliver's charismatic nature makes for a gripping comedy. The chemistry between Drew and Oliver is beautiful."
CRYPTO DREAMS: INTO THE METAVERSE
63%
"The premiere film of Kwanzini Studios, this production has a captivating story that takes you along for a thrilling ride."
"Crypto Dreams made me ask the deep questions in life, like 'Are we in the metaverse'"?
"Kwanzini called out the matrix before Andrew Tate."
CRYPTO DREAMS: THE METAVERSE OF MADNESS
86%
"One of the most movies of all time."
"Perfect cinema. This is now a gold standard for cinema."
"What the hell was that?"
CRYPTO DREAMS: CRYPTOMANIA
60%
"Many scenes left the view confused without much understanding. Movie was way too long. Lane’s acting was the saving grace."
"Simple yet incredibly convoluted plot; the viewer is left to make sense of it themselves. Cinematography is mediocre at best and comical at worst. Sound is mid. Quite a fall in quality from the similarly flawed yet charming Valentine’s Day Special."
FUN IN THE SUN
75%
"A fun movie that truly embodies the spirit of summer as we enter the season of fall. The cast is lively and so so sexy."
"Fun in the sun."
KWAN-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS
100%
"The fans have asked, and James Kwan has answered! Here we see famed Crypto Dreams writer and director James Kwan at his best. Returning back to his roots, Kwan delivers a simple, yet thrilling, action-packed movie. The movie not only shows Kwan’s incredible directing skills, but also showcases him in an unfamiliar role: lead actor. This job is not too much for James Kwan to handle, however, as he delivers a compelling and compassionate performance. Kwan-Chi and the Ten Rings showcases Kwan’s ability to step out of the Crypto universe, while still delivering an excellent movie."
KWAN-CHI: A NEW DYNASTY
0%
"Never been so dissapointed in a sequel in my entire life, what a joke I waited 30 minutes for that."
"I waited 30 minutes for that?"
"That did not need to be a movie. What a mess."
KWAN-CHI: THE RING REDEMPTION
25%
"Miserable, somehow still better than the last one."
"The first Kwan-Chi trilogy is one of the worst trilogies in existence."
"I am done with this."
KWAN-CHI: THE FOUR FISTS OF FURY
0%
"21 minutes of absolute garbage. Kwan-Chi should’ve stopped after the first movie. I don’t want to see any more of these. I will not be tuning in on the next premiere night."
"As co-star in kwan-chi: four fists of fury, I wish to dissociate myself from this franchise after the release of this “movie”. I will be suing the director for personal damages."
"The music for the end credits are quite sad. This is likely meant to match the viewer's mood, as I feel very sad after losing 21 minutes."
KWAN-CHI: THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES
68%
"After watching kwan-chi: through the fire and flames, I have renewed hope for the franchise. While the training montage we know and love may be missing, the special effects are breathtaking and the storytelling is moving. With this movie, director James Kwan has managed to reclaim the energy that made the first one a global smash hit."
"Easily better than the last movie, granted that was not a high bar to try and reach. I enjoyed these 3 minutes far more than the RIDICULOUS 21 minutes of the prior film. Kwan chi has returned to his roots of being a short and sweet, and this time with the nice touch of "special effects". Oliver's performance alone was my favorite portion of the film. Easily he earns a 10/10. The rest is a different story."
KWAN-CHI: THE SPIRITS OF CHINATOWN
5%
"I can't take these anymore. No more Kwan Chi content please. Kill me."
KWAN-CHI: THE SERPENT'S SEVEN
77%
"Its just Kwan-Chi."
"Will Fleming as The Serpent makes for a thrilling villain that raises the stakes for Kwan-Chi like in the old days when he was fighting Kuck-Chi."
KWAN-CHI: THE PATH OF DARKNESS
80%
"A refreshing entry into the Kwan-Chi franchise which has recently been plagued by god-awful films. The production value has been stepped up and the cast expanded, steps in the right direction for what is hopefully a bright future for Kwanzini Studios."
"Better than the last one. The plot is still mostly incomprehensible."
KWAN-CHI: THE HEIST OF A LIFETIME
66%
"I look forward to a certain character’s return."
"Some questionable music choices, but overall a much needed improvement for the series. I hope it ends strong."
"The heist is possibly the worst scene in the franchise."
KWAN-CHI: HACK AND SLASH
46%
"A huge step back for the studio. Truly despicable."
"An excellent turning point in the Kwan Chi universe. Sets up the next phase of Kwan Chi excellently and provides a gateway into Kwanzini Studios’ much anticipated “The Protectors.” A riveting work of raw emotion and storytelling. Truly magnificent."
"James Kwan takes Ryderon Bracht's Oscar-worthy acting and somehow mangles it into a film that is entirely forgettable. Confusing and pointless entry in the Kwan-Chi series."
"Ryderon has strong emotion. James on the other hand has the acting prowess of a plank of wood. The set up for protectors will prove most interesting."
KWAN-CHI: RISE OF THE CHAMPION
50%
"A step in the right direction, somehow."
"I actually kinda enjoyed it."